SIGHTSEERS (2012)

Is it horror? Is it thriller? Nooo.. it’s British dark comedy! This is the weirdest love story and most dysfunctional couple in the history of British film-making (or ever). Yup, it’s definitely fresh.

BATTLESHIP (2012)

Despite the bashing, Battleship as sci-fi action flick is definitely delivered without a hitch. It’s pure entertainment as it should be. Special FX junkies be prepared for the feast. Also, I suspect Michael Bay secretly directed Battleship under the pseudonym Peter Berg.

THE CABIN IN THE WOODS (2012)

A fresh horrifying terror from Whedon and Goddard. Prepare to witness Pandora’s Box unleashed. Cabin in the Woods is your worst nightmare(s).

TAKEN 2 (2012)

A total crapabonanza. A waste of a terrific actor. Travel tips : Always pack a case full of grenades in case of abduction.

A FANTASTIC FEAR OF EVERYTHING (2012)

A Fantastic Fear of Everything looks like something made for a quirky visual art project. .. or something from Lemony Snicket book directed by Michel Gondry.

JOHN CARTER (2012)

Only the last 30 minutes are worth a watch. The rest? You can have yourself a rest.

THE LORAX (2012)

Adorably funny and lovable. The Lorax is a classic tale with a strong and touching environmental message. It could’ve been better if they showed more of the story of The Lorax itself and the forest’s animals (which was the only best part of this film, sadly). Still, very recommendable for children.